Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The only person who is unbiased is one who has the same bias we have.Evan Esar
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Diplomacy is the art of diving into trouble without making a splash.Evan Esar
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A good diplomat is one who can always make himself misunderstood.Evan Esar
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Diplomacy is the art of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.Evan Esar
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A diplomat is one who can put his foot down without stepping on someone else's toes.Evan Esar
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A diplomat is a man who uses his head without anyone suspecting it.Evan Esar
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Money may be a curse, but you can always find someone to take the curse off you.Evan Esar
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If music is the language of the soul, jazz must be the curse words.Evan Esar
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Man is a conceited creature: when we're right we credit our judgement; when we're wrong we curse our luck.Evan Esar
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A poker face enables a card player to conceal the kind of hand he has by the kind of face he hasn't.Evan Esar
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Some movies are so bad, it is hard to believe they were ever released; they probably escaped.Evan Esar
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Some men flee from temptation, but others just crawl away from it hope it will overtake them.Evan Esar
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When you flee temptation be sure you don't leave a forwarding address.Evan Esar
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When you flee temptation be sure you don't have a forwarding address.Evan Esar
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The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but they flee even faster when someone is after them.Evan Esar
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Some impressive looking books are not as thick as their authors. Writers are often paid by the word, never by the thought.Evan Esar
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Some people are impressed only when they are suppressed.Evan Esar
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A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.Evan Esar
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Some of the hardest words in English are spelled with e's.Evan Esar
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Some people are good at spelling; others know how to spell the synonyms for the words they don't know how to spell.Evan Esar
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Love spells romance, marriage dispels it.Evan Esar
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The best way to keep healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Evan Esar
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Health is something that makes you feel it's a fine day when it isn't.Evan Esar
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Youth thinks nothing of health, and age thinks of nothing but.Evan Esar
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Your health depends more on the number of years that have passed over your head than on the number of colds that have passed through it.Evan Esar
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The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind.Evan Esar
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Equity follows the law, but seldom overtakes it.Evan Esar
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All dictators are alike: they have control of everything - except their feelings.Evan Esar
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Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.Evan Esar
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The country that has only one man who can save it, is not worth saving.Evan Esar