Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Glamour is something that evaporates when the sweater is a little too large.Evan Esar
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A glamour girl is one who looks good enough to eat and dresses with taste.Evan Esar
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A glamorous creature has the kind of figure that men give the once-over twice.Evan Esar
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There's something glamorous about every women, especially when there are a few drinks in a man.Evan Esar
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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.Evan Esar
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Conscience is the playback of the still, small voice that warned you not to do it in the first place.Evan Esar
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In every person's conscience there is a policeman who is usually off duty.Evan Esar
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The reason conscience has a small, still voice is that it's often a small, still conscience.Evan Esar
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More people would listen to their conscience if they could tell it what to say.Evan Esar
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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.Evan Esar
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Absence makes the hear grow fonder, but presents brings better results.Evan Esar
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When a man doesn't go straight home, his wife's remarks do.Evan Esar
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Habits are hard to change; many a man whose wife is away hates to go home just the same.Evan Esar
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To some people freedom of religion merely means a choice of churches to stay away from.Evan Esar
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There are some people who are always in the conversation when they are not there.Evan Esar
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Democracy is a form of government where you can always say what you like, and do what you're told.Evan Esar
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Government of the people and for the people never seems to get along with the people.Evan Esar
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Democracy is a ship of state whose officers try to steer a straight course in all directions.Evan Esar
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The virtue of a free government is that the more freedom you have, the less government you need to have.Evan Esar
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Democracy is a form of government whose citizens have complete freedom to choose which candidate they prefer to mess things up for them.Evan Esar
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The happy man counts his blessings; the unhappy one counts his cash.Evan Esar
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Pay as you go, unless you are going for good.Evan Esar
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Nowadays when a woman furnishes her home in Early American Style, it probably means she has paid for in cash.Evan Esar
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Credit buying has divided America into two classes; those who have all the latest appliances, and those who pay cash.Evan Esar
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Cold cash has a way of making the approach a little warmer.Evan Esar
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Self - evidence: evident to one's he has inside information, self and nobody else.Evan Esar
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A man's prejudice is mental, a woman's temperamental.Evan Esar
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The man who does not think as we do is apt to be prejudiced.Evan Esar
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Many a man makes mistake of developing his opinions in the dark room of prejudice.Evan Esar
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Prejudice is merely a lazy man's substitute for lazy thinking.Evan Esar